Posted by: rottersint | November 2, 2007

Fidel Castro Reviews COD 4

- By Osiris.

Following the reviews by Russian Premier Vladimir Putin and North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, Fidel Castro who has been absent from television screens in recent months appeared on state television to announce his review of the video game Call of Duty 4 : Modern Warfare, 6 days from its release in the U.S.

Like Kim Jong Il, Castro gave the game a very low rating of 2.5 stars out of 10. However he did admit that the game was very intense. In fact, the game was too intense for the Cuban leader who has been recently plagued by illnesses, thus the game was rated poorly.

A letter from Havana addressed to Infinity Ward was shown to us by the game developers and it was revealed that Castro had indeed loved the game very much. However for the sake of Cuba’s pride, he had to edit his review such that it did not appear as though he was favouring the Americans.

“For once, America did something right for Cuba. All kids in this island paradise will get a copy of the game free!” Castro said in his last sentence before signing off.

Video courtesy of GameTrailers.com.


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