Da Vinci is one of the co-founders of the Rotters International Newswiring Agency. Together with Osiris, he travels constantly, bringing to you the latest lies from around the globe right to your web browser.
This Da Vinci ain’t no Italian relic from the past and is fluent in Java, HTML, CSS and Turbo C++. The bottom line is do not mess with this mofo unless you want all your funds to be transferred out of that Swiss bank account of yours faster than you can say “Spaghetti!”.
Also, now that he has been given his own web page, he would like to clarify once and for all that the only reason the Mona Lisa has that “enigmatic smile” is because he had just come back from an evening with friends that night and had been too damn drunk to paint properly! A smile is a smile is a smile after all right? Si?
He was last seen being washed up half naked by a certain cafe near the river Sienne in Paris. No prize for guessing who just so happened to be having coffee with who at the time.
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