As the God of Life, Death and Fertility, Osiris is the King of Gods in the Egyptian mythical world, which means he is totally imba 1337haxzor and will pwnz you should you incur his wrath.
He reserves the right to distort any news story until it becomes a mutilated body and anyone who disagrees with him will immediately be condemned to the Underworld without having his heart weighed.
Contrary to popular belief, his sons are not Anubis and Horus but Chuck and Larry.
Osiris was last seen having coffee with President Ahmadinejad in Paris.
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thanks for the waste of time! MEH MEH
By: karina and amber on February 12, 2008
at 10:22 pm